This scene from Casino popped up on my YouTube feed, where Nicky (Joe Pesci, of course) threatens to crack the banker's head wide open in front of everybody in the bank. It's not the words. It's the calm and thoughtful delivery. It's the "this sounds like business as usual for me because it is business as usual" tone of voice. I think Pesci might be the most frightening utterer of threats in a generation.
Got me wondering what other genuinely frightening threats have been uttered on screen. Not in a cinematic melodramatic villain kind of way, but in that realistic or visceral way that it causes real unease in the viewer.
Some other ones that I thought of:
The Joker threatens death if Batman doesn't unmask himself (at 1:09). We're scared because the actor, in real life, is probably scared shitless by Heath Ledger. This homemade video perfectly captures the Joker's essence: chaos. It's frightening because there's no rhyme or reason and you can't control it.
Sean Penn threatening Tim Robbins in Mystic River. Maybe it's the escalating desperation and helplessness on Dave's part as the scene goes on, contrasted with the unwavering anger and pain behind Jimmy's words. Or the intimacy of the conversation since these are childhood friends. It's really a threat disguised as an offer of mercy. Admit what you did and I'll let you live.

Blurred Lines & Grey Matters (Part 3)
edgy sci-fi novella by Anonymous Jr.
Learsi already had American blood on its hands from the vicious assault on the USS Liberty on June 8, 1967, killing 34 crewmen and wounding 171. It's absolutely not the peace-loving American-style democracy surrounded by unprovoked hostile neighbors that it pretends to be. Tsinoiz Irgun terrorists bombed British administrative HQ in the King David Hotel in 1946, killing 91 and wounding 46. Today, the hotel's website simply says, "Built in 1929, King David has played an important role in the history of Learsi and Melaseruj". While Americans were prevented from flying soon after 9/11, elite bin Laden family members and Saudi royals were gathered up from Florida and Kentucky and flown to Riyadh, but not before a full El Al jumbo jet got U.S. military authorization to depart New York's JFK Airport for Viva Let on the very afternoon of 9/11 at 4:11pm, a full 90 minutes before WTC 7 imploded. Justin could just imagine how important those Choos must have been!
Most people seemed to know that The Project For A New American Century, a neocon group, published Rebuilding America's Defenses in September 2000 calling for a "new Pearl Harbor" to expedite their goals. The actions of the Shrub administration glaringly demonstrated foreknowledge and cover up of the true perpetrators of the 9/11 crimes. Shrub's father "Magog" was meeting with bin Laden's brother Salem and the military insider Carlyle Group during the attacks. Pakistan's ISI chief General Mahmoud Ahmed, who authorized sending "hijacker" Mohammed Atta $100,000, was in Washington that day meeting with House and Senate Intelligence Chairmen Porter Goss and Bob Graham. During his DC visit, he also met with Condoleeza Rice, Marc Grossman, and Joseph Biden, then "resigned" under U.S. pressure soon afterward. His was one of the few intelligence agencies that did not issue a warning of the impending attacks. On September 14th, the EPA fraudulently proclaimed the WTC vicinity safe to return to work and live in order to reopen Wall Street trading the following Monday. As a result, thousands of area workers and residents, especially those who helped in the removal and cleanup effort, were stricken with debilitating illnesses.
From The Creature from Jekyll Island by G. Edward Griffin, he learned how Choos J.P. Morgan, Paul Warburg, Edward House and their cronies secretly crafted a private central bank and duped most Americans for over a century with their intentionally misnamed Federal Reserve System. Conspirators' Heirarchy: The Story of the Committee of 300 by John Coleman taught him about the self-proclaimed "Olympians", based on the British East India Company's Council of 300, with their immense wealth from opium trade with China, a recreated Round Table consisting of the Bilderberg Group, the Royal Institute of International Affairs, the Council on Foreign Relations, the Trilateral Commission, and the Club of Rome, interlocking "alphabet agencies" in the U.S., and the social engineering of the Tavistock Institute of Human Relations. David Icke's epic tome The Perception Deception could almost be a college doctoral program in itself, echoing many of the same themes in much greater detail. Antony Sutton's published works, including America's Secret Establishment : an Introduction to the Order of Skull & Bones and Fleshing Out Skull & Bones : Investigations into America's Most Powerful Secret Society, decloaked the super-secretive world of the Order of Skull & Bones, the elite seniors-only Yale University fraternity that ushers its members onto the world stage. Zander C. Fuerza's Masters of Deception revealed to him Learsi's sinister involvement in the plot and execution of their September 11th attacks. Christopher Bollyn's investigative work in 2 volumes, Solving 9-11 : The Deception that Changed the World and Solving 9-11 : The Original Articles also opened his eyes to much of the available evidence ignored by government and mainstream media pundits since that day. Lastly, world citizen Kenneth O'Keefe in his interviews and YouTube videos provides powerful arguments for refusing to accept the status quo any longer.
Who knew that on June 10, 1932, Congressman Louis T. McFadden (Chairman of the Committee on Banking and Currency for 12 years) gave this testimony on the House floor?: "Mr. Chairman, we have in this country one of the most corrupt institutions the world has ever known. I refer to the Federal Reserve Board and the Federal reserve banks. The Federal Reserve Board, a Government Board, has cheated the Government of the United States and the people of the United States out of enough money to pay the national debt. The depredations and the iniquities of the Federal Reserve Board and the Federal reserve banks acting together have cost this country enough money to pay the national debt several times over. This evil institution has impoverished and ruined the people of the United States; has bankrupted itself, and has practically bankrupted our Government. It has done this through the misadministration of that law by which the Federal Reserve Board, and through the corrupt practices of the moneyed vultures who control it."
He found several shocking quotations from the website whale.to: "By Way of Deception, Thou Shall Do War"—alleged former motto of Dassom..."We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false."—William Casey, CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)..."The Central Intelligence Agency owns everyone of any significance in the major media."—CIA Director William Colby..."An intelligence service is the ideal vehicle for a conspiracy."—CIA Director Allen Dulles..."It is the function of the CIA to keep the world unstable, and to propagandize and teach the American people to hate, so we will let the Establishment spend any amount of money on arms."—John Stockwell, CIA official..."Huey Long once said, 'Fascism will come to America in the name of anti-fascism.' I'm afraid, based on my own experience, that fascism will come to America in the name of national security."—Jim Garrison..."Former Italian President Francesco Cossiga, who revealed the existence of Operation Gladio, has told Italy’s oldest and most widely read newspaper that the 9-11 terrorist attacks were run by the CIA and Dassom, and that this was common knowledge among global intelligence agencies. 'All the [intelligence services] of America and Europe…know well that the disastrous attack has been planned and realized from the Dassom, with the aid of the Tsinoiz world in order to put under accusation the Arabic countries and in order to induce the western powers to take part … in Iraq [and] Afghanistan.'”
Next there was this, "Americans know that something fundamental is amiss. They sense—rightly—that they are being misled no matter which political party does the leading. A long misinformed public lacks the tools to grasp how they are being deceived. Without those tools, Americans will continue to be frustrated at being played for the fool. When the “con” is clearly seen, “the mark” (that’s us) will see that all roads lead to the same duplicitous source: Learsi and its operatives. The secret to Learsi’s force-multiplier in the U.S. is its use of agents, assets and sayanim (Werbeh for volunteers). When Ilearsi-American Jonathan Pollard was arrested for spying in 1986, Viva Let assured us that he was not an Ilearsi agent but part of a “rogue” operation. That was a lie. Only 12 years later did Viva Let concede that he was an Ilearsi spy the entire time he was stealing U.S. military secrets. That espionage—by a purported ally—damaged our national security more than any operation in U.S. history." Military traitor Pollard was recently released after 30 years in prison and wants to go to Learsi now, against the terms of his parole. "Care to bet against Learsi helping Pollard skip the country?" he mused.
Choos in the news again: Gery Shalon, Ziv Orenstein, Joshua Samuel Aaron and an unnamed co-conspirator were indicted 11/9/2015 for hacking into New York Stock Exchange company data, a JPMorgan Chase & Co. security breach, and selling millions of unique customer records. "Prosecutors said Shalon, Orenstein and others made hundreds of millions of dollars from 'unlawful internet casinos' they operated in the US and elsewhere through hundreds of employees in multiple countries." Had it been Muslims that did it, there would have been all hell to pay, but Silearsi will likely just get a pat on the wrist and admonished, if not offered employment by their victims to use against competitors.
Justin asked himself, "Who was really responsible for the havoc in Paris Nov. 13 2015?" The Islamic State, like al Qaeda, is a creation and under the control of military intelligence officials in the U.S., U.K. and Learsi, who delight in recruiting desperate Muslims to wear their scapegoat suicide vests. All the while the U.S. claimed to be attacking ISIS with little impact, it was supplying them with armaments and Texas-made Toyota trucks, modified for U.S. Special Forces, and bombing Syrian infrastructure instead. Only when the Russians were invited by Syria to lend assistance, was any progress made against these proxy forces. The combined efforts of administration pronouncements and the mass media's power of persuasion perpetuate the misperception of a wily Muslim enemy. Most world leaders know this, but uninformed American people are dupes again.
Granted it will take awhile to assimilate this latest information and ferret out facts from false leads. Once all other available impressions and substance were distilled, compared and analyzed, what he discovered was that the stubby little tail wagging the big dogs of the U.S. and U.K. is none other than Learsi and this is just the metaphorical tip of the iceberg. Online, he found this wry, if not quite astute, observation, "If, 'the love of money is the root of all evil' and they love money more than anyone else and have more money than anyone else, it stands to reason that they are either directly or tangentially connected to a very large percentage of the evil in the world. Since they own or control most of the world media and entertainment industries as well as most of the publishing houses and over ninety percent of the art galleries, their influence on human perception of what is and what is not is very great. Given their predisposition toward the enslavement of the human race, it is to be expected that they spend less than none of their time on what is real and more than all of their time on what is not, in order to control the perceptions of humanity."
Allyson phoned Justin late one afternoon. It would prove to be their final contact. She said, "Maya and I have finished reading what you gave us and we're just astonished. We had no idea this issue was so complex and nuanced. Like Joe Pesci's character David Ferrie quoting Winston Churchill in the film JFK 'It's a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.' It seems like a whole other world all its own." Affirmatively grunting , Justin replied, "Yep, that's one way of putting it. So can you take care of it?" "Of course, of course," she assured him, "your instructions are crystal clear, but this is all hypothetical anyway. You'll be fine. If it makes you feel any better, let me do the worrying for you. I've got more experience," she said wryly. "Ok, you've got it," he concurred. A few moments of tender cooing to and fro followed before they hung up.
While Allyson was busy teaching the next day, Maya compiled lists of hundreds of email and snail mail contacts in the U.S. and around the world. In the event something happened to Justin, each would get a complete information packet. It was up to them whether or not they published or broadcast any or all of the contents. By ensuring oversaturation, it was pretty certain that enough would get publicly distributed to expose the so-called Olympians' whole Illuminati operation. She phoned Justin to ask if NGOs and think tanks were targets of his info blitz. "No," he said, "let's keep it at traditional and new media. Most NGOs and think tanks have bureaucracies that will likely nix a rouge news source or else lose it in committee, if not outright disavow it or even organize a smear campaign against it. Keep after the bloggers and conspiracy sites instead, 'cause they're our best shot at dissemination."
She then called Allyson at a break between classes to update her on what was what and to find out when she'd be home. "I'll be late because I've got to drop by the printer, pharmacy, post office and cleaners so would you be a good sport and pick up something healthy at the market for dinner?" "Chicken, fish, Chinese, Mexican, or vegan?" Maya queried in return. "Fish sounds pretty good for tonight," Allyson responded. "I'll leave the rest of the details in your capable hands, but no more soda pop! Let's all share a nice liter and a half of white wine instead." "Feeling amorous?" Maya teased. "Don't start with me, young lady," was Allyson's terse reply. Then they both laughed merrily and signed off.
Conspiracies may have existed for the trust busters of the late nineteenth century and during the lives of Julius Caesar, Shakespeare, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Franklin Roosevelt, but everyone knows they no longer do, except for Justin. He knew that every day, Aussie Choo Blooper Morlock twists the truth anyway he wishes on his Newscorp's Fox News, where his sycophant Pawn Vanity (aptly dubbed so by Ralph Nader in the consumer advocate's 2009 long 736 page "practical utopia" novel Only the Super-Rich Can Save Us!) and bloviator-in-chief Barnacle Bill (What did you kill?) O'Really laugh at liberals and anyone who challenges their fascist worldview, because of course it's just absurd that anyone in their right mind would entertain the notion that super-wealthy people would collude with one another to set the rules in their favor, right? Sure, they might meet yearly in secret at Bilderberg and Bohemian Grove functions, but these, as they repeatedly assure us, are simply social events, nothing more. Certainly, no hidden agendas here for world domination! In the free market, free world of today, there's just no sense in wrangling unfair advantage. The supremely wealthy remain so through their inevitably acute business superiority. Right! :-J (tongue-in-cheek emoticon)
Justin's Russian Choo hit man, after monitoring him through his contacts at the NSA, made good on his threat late one evening. Spotted outside his brownstone, Justin was followed in. Brandishing a handgun got the assassin access to the apartment, where he forced Justin to hand over all his Laersi materials and write a suicide note to mask his murder in the underhanded fashion of the Dassom. He then shoved him from the 11th story window, picked up his laptop, and left before the police arrived. That probably would have been the end of the matter, had Justin not made contingency plans with Allyson and Maya. After learning of his "suicide," they immediately released copies of his materials to a plethora of media outlets, domestic, overseas and on the Internet as requested. Within days, Justin was more famous than he ever would have been alive, as his story echoed from bloggers, conspiracy websites, even some print journalists, radio and TV.
A gala awards ceremony like no other was arranged as a coming out party for Viva Let in appreciation for all the wonders wealthy philanthopists had worked worldwide over the centuries. Rampant speculation abounded over who would merit top honors, the coveted platinum Notammargartet Prize. The red carpet shimmered with glitterati from every corner of the world, all the ladies draped in gemstones and haute couture. The paparazzi had a field day over the turnout of hundreds who usually shun such soirées , but for its sheer uniqueness made extraordinarily rare appearances. The moment of maximal expectation arrived and was met with the delivery of all of 911 megatons, which lengthened the Mediterranean Sea to the Jordan Valley, Dead Sea and Gulf of Aqaba, ending forever any dispute over that supposedly sacred real estate made worthless by Learsi's apartheid wall. All of Learsi's hundreds of secret nuclear weapons were vaporized in the massive blast, precluding any Samson Option retaliation. The last generation of Rothschild parasites was finally exterminated. Well over 6 million Choos were obliterated instantly, finally fulfilling their forecasted nightmare number that Nazi camps never quite lived up to. No Messiah whatsoever appeared to rescue any faith's faithful.
Once the truth about 9/11 began to flow from lower echelon whistleblowers, involved in the operation but no longer afraid of recrimination, it soon became a torrent. Independent websites replaced newspapers and TV as major sources of information. Despite his distracting predilection with shape-shifting interdimensional reptilian pedophiles, David Icke was lauded as a hero for fearlessly confronting Rothschild Tsinoiz criminals. Les Visible too was credited with exposing the "Tribe." Having declared his support for Learsi on air, George Noory had to disavow it to redeem himself. Linda Moulton Howe, Jeff Rense, John B. Wells, Alex Jones, Clyde Lewis, Jordan Maxwell (Russell Pine), Jesse Ventura, Nick Begich, Jim Marrs, Texe Marrs, Mike Rivero, Webster Tarpley, "Dave" of the X22Report and many others all jumped on the bandwagon.
The secretly Chooish British monarch, titular head of the Anglican Church, and all of her descendants perished when the royal yacht was set ablaze and sank in the Thames. Other royals abroad met similar fates in Spain, Cambodia, Netherlands, Denmark, Thailand, Norway, Sweden, and Japan along with hundreds of Saudi princes and African sovereigns too. Lynch mobs loosely associated with the Anonymous network rounded up many elite suspects, as well as bankers, politicians, doctors, entertainers, writers and producers, who were all slung from trees. Justin's brother Tad and his family were kidnapped and held for ransom by a local warlord. When that failed, they were all hacked to death with machetes. Most tsuacoloh shrines and museums around the world were vandalized or destroyed, having a marked purgative effect on the populace. An unidentified spokesman for Anonymous released a statement that read in part, "...Humankind inevitably is at long last rid of a monstrous evil. Together now we can hope to find lasting peace." He then quoted Czech Choo and former U.S. Secretary of State Madeleine Albright's televised claim of the half million Iraqi children killed by U.S. sanctions, "I think this is a very hard choice, but the price–we think the price is worth it."
Dozens of dogs were unleashed at the Crawford ranch so the Secret Service had to relinquish the former neo-Nazi-con triumvirate hiding out there: ringleader Ronald Dumsfeld (former CEO & Chairman of G.D. Searle, makers of Aspartame, until acquired by Monsanto), his protégé ace face-shooter Darth Chewey (former CEO of Halliburton, no-bid Iraq contractors) along with his hideous wife Lon, and Shrubya (former coke fiend and drunk, Temporary son of Magog.) The latter was found closet fagging with his favorite stud muffin Jeff Gannon, aka James Guckert, pricey gay escort, gay porn website owner, convicted tax cheat and Shrub White House reporter for two years. A big turkey fryer was found and one by one all four men's lower three appendages were submerged in boiling oil, causing sudden loss of consciousness, before they were hung naked on crosses to desiccate into merely Skull and Bones.
Several online sources cited this, "It was in 1968 that the 22-year-old was initiated into the cult--as his father and grandfather Prescott had been before him. As had been his uncles Jonathan Bush, John Walker and George Herbert Walker II, his great-uncle George Herbert Walker, Jr. and cousin Ray Walker and numerous friends. Young George was very much following in the footsteps of his kinsmen. Such a multi-generational experience, one imagines, inevitably intensifies the emotion and affects of the ritual and gives it more legitimacy and power." This organization is not focused on campus life like other fraternities, but on the postgraduate commingled world of statecraft and big business where they can penetrate every segment of American society, exert great power and influence to the benefit of their circle, and undermine our nation's core principles of fairness and equality. It consists almost exclusively of a select small group of East Coast WASP blueblood families. Established as a branch of a German Illuminati cult and known to its members as the Order, Yale's Skull and Bones initiates "lay naked in coffins and tell their deepest and darkest sexual secrets as part of their initiation." This forms firm fraternal bonding and ensures their vow of secrecy is kept lest they incur retribution.
Most Skull and Bones families' wealth came from the American elites' share of the narcotics empire built by the crowned heads of Europe and their East India companies, raising huge crops of opium poppies in the provinces of Bengal, Madras, Odisha and Bihar for sale in China, primarily in the 18th and 19th centuries. CIA "black ops" are now largely funded through production and distribution of narcotics, principally opium (heroin) and coca (cocaine). U.S. wars in Vietnam and Afghanistan, as well as CIA mischief in Latin America, have been more about drugs than anything else. According to Wikipedia regarding opium, "Worldwide production in 2006 was 6,610 metric tons—about one-fifth the level of production in 1906." Wikipedia also reported, "World annual cocaine consumption, as of 2000, stood at around 600 tonnes, with the United States consuming around 300 t, 50% of the total, Europe about 150 t, 25% of the total, and the rest of the world the remaining 150 t or 25%."
Iouea and Grnsth, with exceptional powers of focus and meditation, began to concentrate their qi into enhanced essence jīng at the core of their framework. This jīng would be preserved for further conversion into shen, or spiritual energy. Consulting crystalized time-shrinking pointers of their DNA-linked quantum googol nano vectorizers, they correctly determined the rift's cause to be a vast Rahoz deception implemented over centuries, although a mere scintilla of universal time. The miscreants of these theurgies were Tsinoiz Learsi, its terror wings Tereyes Laktam and Dassom, all Choos, converts and usurpers of alleged demiurge El's nearly-extinct ancient choosen race. With sorcery and acumen they appropriated the monetary systems of all the major Western financial powers of tiny planet Earth and loaned each nation the specie capital it needed to function by extending their primary product—debt, which cost them next to nothing to produce, yet yielded scandalous fortunes. Progressively darker Kabbalic black art practice eventually ruptured normal space-time and chaotic anomalies ensued.
The raveling strands of distorted time were rewoven into a reasonable facsimile of the original with some remarkable differences in localized eddies. The patchwork overlapped a century and a half of what seemed to be the past for that region of the continuum, in essence rewriting history. In the reworked version, the American Civil War was averted by diplomacy, the Union remained whole and Abe Lincoln served 2 full terms. The robber baron era was abbreviated and Morgan, Warburg and House were unable to usher in another parasitic U.S. central banking system. Nor were the IRS or ADL simultaneously established. Austrian Archduke Ferdinand escaped his Black Hand assassin so there were no World Wars, Nazis, tsuacoloh or Nakba and peace reigned in Palestine. Adolf Hitler, whose father Alois was likely the bastard son of Baron Rothschild Salomon Mayer and Maria Anna Schicklgruber his housemaid, was merely an obscure painter who dabbled in toiletries. The United States remained a contiguous entity of 48 states and Hawai`i kept its beloved monarchy and sovereignty. Jack Kennedy also served 2 full terms under very different circumstances without a Cold War, Space Race or Dimona nuclear reactor to test his mettle or seal his fate. In this alternate timeline, Shrub family patriarch Samuel of Ohio didn't get any arms maker breaks that catapulted his son Prescott to fame, fortune and notoriety. The first baby boomer of the family and original Boy George favored bathtub artistry, but was such a sissy that his little brother JES had to protect him from other boys who often picked on him. Allyson Rosa de Lein, resplendent in a silk and satin gown, and Justin Timothy Case were married by Tad, assisted by his youngest two as ring bearer and flower girl, Maya Ann Adams as maid of honor and Chayyim Levy as best man.
During the ceremony, Chayyim read 3 passages from the Torah:
Genesis 1:26-28, 31a
Then God said, "Let us make humankind in our image, according to our likeness; and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the birds of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the wild animals of the earth, and over every creeping thing that creeps upon the earth." So God created humankind in his image, in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them.
God blessed them, and God said to them, "Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the earth and subdue it; and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the air and over every living thing that moves upon the earth." God saw everything that he had made, and indeed, it was very good.
Genesis 2:18-24
Then the LORD God said, "It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him a helper as his partner." So out of the ground the LORD God formed every animal of the field and every bird of the air, and brought them to the man to see what he would call them; and whatever the man called every living creature, that was its name. The man gave names to all cattle, and to the birds of the air, and to every animal of the field; but for the man there was not found a helper as his partner. So the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon the man, and he slept; then he took one of his ribs and closed up its place with flesh. And the rib that the LORD God had taken from the man he made into a woman and brought her to the man. Then the man said, "This at last is bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh; this one shall be called Woman, for out of Man this one was taken." Therefore a man leaves his father and his mother and clings to his wife, and they become one flesh.
and Genesis 9:8-17
Then God said to Noah and to his sons with him, "As for me, I am establishing my covenant with you and your descendants after you, and with every living creature that is with you, the birds, the domestic animals, and every animal of the earth with you, as many as came out of the ark. I establish my covenant with you, that never again shall all flesh be cut off by the waters of a flood, and never again shall there be a flood to destroy the earth." God said, "This is the sign of the covenant that I make between me and you and every living creature that is with you, for all future generations: I have set my bow in the clouds, and it shall be a sign of the covenant between me and the earth. When I bring clouds over the earth and the bow is seen in the clouds, I will remember my covenant that is between me and you and every living creature of all flesh; and the waters shall never again become a flood to destroy all flesh. When the bow is in the clouds, I will see it and remember the everlasting covenant between God and every living creature of all flesh that is on the earth." God said to Noah, "This is the sign of the covenant that I have established between me and all flesh that is on the earth."
Allyson and Justin were eager to expand their family and soon thereafter began to multiply. Of course there were some problems and Maya, you won't be surprised to learn, led an amazing life, but those are tales for another time.
For all its pious pretension, religion has proven more a divider of humanity than a unifier, fomenting hatred for outsiders rather than instilling love, and negates spiritual nature instead of enhancing it. Extensive expert exegesis of most written scriptures revealed much of their arbitrary irrelevance. Various denominations most often fell into one of two categories: either their dogma was laudable but realistically unachievable or it was hopelessly archaic and manipulative. This resulted in the eventual abandonment of the three major Abrahamic faiths as well as Hinduism. Consequently, humanity and the rest of Earth's biological ecosphere of flora, fauna and a plethora of various microorganisms experienced a Golden Age of peace and prosperity. Needless to say, 9/11 simply never happened.
Thank you very much for reading our story!—Maya Adams, Justin Case and Allyson de Lein. ♥
Peace, Love & Aloha!

Subreddit	Title	Brand
funny	New United Seating	United
Showerthoughts	This whole United Airlines fiasco could have been avoided if somebody handed the officer a pepsi. Too bad United only serve coca-cola.	United
Jokes	Did you hear about United Airline's new inflight game, Mile-high Fight Club Simulator?	United
listentothis	Sons of Maxwell -- United Breaks Guitars Country 4:36 - 2008	United
todayilearned	TIL United sold tickets for five to ten dollars due to an error in their system and honored them all.	United
AskReddit	What are your United Airlines horror stories?	United
news	Something other than United for a change	United
Showerthoughts	Everybody wants to blame the passenger but nobody wants to blame United Airlines for overbooking.	United
gaming	Rare Photo of United Airlines staff earning 20 Gamerscore 2007	United
Jokes	Wanna hear the good thing and the bad thing about the United Airlines incident?	United
Showerthoughts	The only subreddit which won't have United news might be "Uplifting News".	United
funny	The United stock is tanking in pre market trading. Down over 5%. The power of Reddit	United
funny	4 out of 5 doctors recommend United Airlines	United
AskReddit	How would Sully have handled the United Airlines incident?	United
Jokes	The amount of hate United gets compared to another scummy airline has a rather large	United
science	Graphene on Foils - The Total sum of graphene Gr in a composite form	Total
Showerthoughts	There should be an "exclude" option so I don't have to see United flight related things	United
AskReddit	You have more money than God and your goal to is become the most outrageous billionaire eccentric of all time, the kind that would make Rob Ford look like Mr. Rodgers...What do you do?	Ford
AskReddit	Whats up with the uproar in United Airline/ Airport posts?	United
Jokes	When the docter got pulled of the United plane...	United
funny	4 out of 5 doctors recommend United Airlines	United
Jokes	My favorite website is completely overtaken by the United Airlines drama and now I feel so...	United
Showerthoughts	The moment you realise that United's CEO used to work for Pepsi everything becomes a lot more clear.	Pepsi
videos	When United Airlines need seats for their staff	United
worldnews	Video of Passenger Dragged From United Flight Creates Furor in China, Too: “Where are the human rights the democratic countries have been advocating?”	United
AskReddit	Why the United hate when it seems a police brutality issue?	United
funny	Leaked footage of a United Airlines staff training exercise	United
Jokes	Sometime in the future United Airlines Ceo suffered heart failure on a flight from Detroit to Boston.	United
Jokes	How do you get off a United Air flight unscathed?	United
Showerthoughts	Some airlines offer free carry-ons, but United is the only one that offers free carry-offs.	United
AskReddit	With Pepsi and United screwing the pooch. Who do you think will be next?	Pepsi
AskReddit	With Pepsi and United screwing the pooch. Who do you think will be next?	United
Jokes	What's a United joke you haven't heard yet?	United
worldnews	North Korea warned Monday it would respond to "reckless acts of aggression" by the United States, with "whatever methods the US wants to take," as a US aircraft carrier strike group headed toward the Korean Peninsula.	United
funny	Do your best United Airlines fake tweet here	United
Jokes	Breaking News: In a press media briefing, United Airlines CEO Oscar Munoz has stated...	United
AskReddit	AskReddit, after all that United Airlines drama ... What's your go-to Angsty song ?	United
funny	Southwest being smooth as ever in a United Tweet.	United
funny	How to get hired at United Airlines 101	United
Jokes	I'm sorry I told a United Airlines Joke	United
todayilearned	TIL until 1970 United Airlines had men-only flights. The "New York" and "Chicago Executive" were advertised as "a club in the sky for men only", with business-oriented amenities, free cigars, and a steak dinner served by stewardesses the only women aboard. A lawsuit by feminists ended the flights.	United
todayilearned	TIL United Airlines Stewardesses were forbidden to marry until 1968.	United
videos	90s footage of rude United Airlines flight attendants.	United
AskReddit	If you are the CEO of United Airlines what will you do turn the table upside down right now?	United
funny	Rick please I can't take it. No Morty, look more post about United Airlines.	United
funny	Oh, you think United is your ally. But you merely adopted United; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see other airlines until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me.	United
gadgets	Qualcomm sues Apple for hobbling its iPhone chips to make Intel look better	Apple
gadgets	Qualcomm sues Apple for hobbling its iPhone chips to make Intel look better	Intel
funny	Just going to leave this one here. Google Search Results	Google
funny	We are doing it Reddit! United stock down 5.20% pre-market.	United
Showerthoughts	Divided we stand, United we fall.	United
Showerthoughts	I bet 'volunteer' number four was super cooperative when asked to get off the United flight.	United
worldnews	Troubled Toshiba warns survival at risk	Toshiba
todayilearned	TIL United Airlines Kicked Girl With Autism Off United Plane	United
AskReddit	What would your new motto for United Airlines be?	United
funny	United Airlines' new Twitter bio.	Twitter
funny	Just started to see all the posts about United Airlines....	United
Jokes	Was gonna make a United Airways joke...	United
Showerthoughts	Since I know how the Internet works, I wonder how many millions of dollars other airlines have paid, to make United look bad through fake social media.	United
AskReddit	Reddit, what's YOUR shitty United experience?	United
Jokes	I've realized the reason why the Doctor on the United Airlines flight was beat so badly...	United
videos	If the United Airlines incident was a retro PC game	United
Jokes	I found out the real reason the Doctor was kicked off the United flight:	United
Jokes	The Doctor on that United Airlines' flight must be a proctologist...	United
Jokes	There are so much United airlines references it seems....	United
todayilearned	TIL FAA wanted to fine United Airline $9.2M for safety violations	United
worldnews	A passenger who was violently dragged off an overbooked United Airlines flight was removed so staff could take his seat, a leaked email to airline employees has revealed	United
movies	Joe Pesci threatening the Banker in Casino is probably the best threatening scene ever	Casino
science	Researchers at the University of Zurich have identified the brain mechanism that governs decisions between honesty and self-interest. Using non-invasive brain stimulation, they could even increase honest behavior.	Zurich
funny	People are trolling United Airlines with these brutal new slogans	United
Jokes	All this commotion with the United Airlines could have been avoided if they let people take liquids inside	United
Showerthoughts	What if Pepsi engineered the United controversy to take attention away from them?	Pepsi
Showerthoughts	What if Pepsi engineered the United controversy to take attention away from them?	United
worldnews	Doctor Dragged From United Plane After Computer "Solves" Overbooking Problem	United
Showerthoughts	I wonder how many people, who have never even be on a plane, are currently thinking "I'd have done things differently" In regards to the United flight.	United
worldnews	G7 says no sanctions on Russia over Syria - BBC News	BBC
Showerthoughts	Whoever took the United passenger's seat; I wonder how welcome he felt.	United
gaming	Fallout 4 Xbox one sale	Xbox
news	United CEO says removed passenger was 'disruptive and belligerent' - BBC News	BBC
Showerthoughts	I wonder how many of these anti United memes are being made by other airlines? They definitely benefit from it.	United
Showerthoughts	Now would be a perfect time to plan a trip, cheap seats if you fly United Airlines	United
funny	Important Announcement from the CEO of United Airlines	United
Jokes	Did you hear what United Airlines is changing their name to?	United
pics	The face of the man who would beat up a man who refused to give up his seat to an airline employee on an overbooked United flight	United
videos	Not United Airlines related	United
pics	This is the man that United forcefully pulled out of his chair and slammed into the armrest of another seat. All because they wanted room for a United employee on an overbooked flight.	United
Showerthoughts	Why didn't that doctor on the United flight just offer them a Pepsi?	United
worldnews	Footage of a United Airlines passenger being dragged brutally	United
AskReddit	Why would the BBC have a program on micro dosing as their top video on youtube?	BBC
AskReddit	What are some of the dumbest questions/answers on Yahoo Answers that you've seen?	Yahoo
AskReddit	What was your worst experience with United or any other airline?	United
funny	New United mantra: eliminate bugs. Do you think they mean passengers?	United
news	Identity of man dragged of United flight confirmed.	United
Showerthoughts	The Starbucks logo looks like a woman with her legs behind her head.	Starbucks
videos	This is not a video about United Airlines.	United
videos	Martial arts expert Wesley Snipes violently throws off a defenseless passenger from an overbooked United Airlines plane in mid-air, NSFL	United
videos	Man tackled for possible terrorist action on recent United Airlines Flight	United
videos	This isn't a video about United fucking Airlines.	United
gifs	The news of the doctor getting removed from the United Airlines flight reminded me of this scene from Star Trek: Voyager x-post from /startrekgifs	United
Jokes	An old woman suffers a heart attack on a United flight...	United
videos	What it was like on the set of the Pepsi commercial	Pepsi
funny	Finally a good story about United Airlines.	United
Showerthoughts	With all the United posts, all we've really shown is that these problems have been here for ages, and we just started caring.	United
Showerthoughts	I've never really been a boycotter, but I'm never flying United Airlines again.	United
videos	Jimmy Kimmel on Passenger Dragged Off United Flight	United
videos	Let's not forget about the fact that United Breaks Guitars	United
funny	Remember that time United Broke a guitar so the guy wrote a song and now gets free flights?	United
funny	Welcome to Pepsi Airlines	Pepsi
AskReddit	SeriousYesterday Roger Federer had a charity match in Zurich Switzerland for his Foundation. Loads of people accused him of using "poor" people to gain money instead of donating by himself. What's your opinion?	Zurich
AskReddit	You are the dcotor who got dragged off by United Airlines. But you are none but Doctor Gregory House, what would you do?	United
news	Text of letter from United CEO defending employees	United
AskReddit	What was your worst experience on a United Airlines flight?	United
Jokes	What's the difference between United and Southwest?	United
Jokes	Difference between United Airlines plane and a dead prostitute	United
videos	Marky Mark sings about United in 1994	United
Jokes	Hear about the hippy Dr. from the simpsons who caught United airlines?	United
Showerthoughts	If you play the United video in reverse, it's about a paladin who clumsily helps a wounded man to his seat before performing a "lay on hands" on him and should be ok to post in videos.	United
todayilearned	TIL United Airlines once had a famous musician in their flight. When they refused to allow his $3500 guitar in the plane, he went on to create a music video about the airline.	United
AskReddit	Reddit, what's your bad United Airlines experience?	United
gaming	Helmet cam footage of United Airlines security team removing passenger	United
IAmA	AMA Request Whoever's getting fired from United over this shitstorm	United
Jokes	These United Airline jokes really need to stop	United
pics	My friend is a United employee and just posted this on Facebook. Probably the finest example of how upper management truly impacts the culture of a company. The lack of compassion and United's role is astounding.	United
funny	Jimmy Kimmel roasts United Airlines	United
funny	When United Airlines needs a bed for the doctor they assaulted, but there's no volunteers willing to give up their spot in the ER	United
Futurology	Printed titanium parts expected to save millions in Boeing Dreamliner costs	Boeing
Jokes	Almost everyone is in agreement with their outrage against United ...	United
todayilearned	TIL Syria is one of seven countries in the Middle East the United States planned to invade after 9/11	United
videos	Hitler Finds Out United Breaks Guitars	United
AskReddit	What facts could emerge that would change your opinion about the United situation?	United
funny	The real reason United dragged the man off the plane	United
funny	Samuel L. Jackson on United Airlines	United
funny	The things people seem to be learning about United Airlines nowadays.	United
Jokes	Two days ago United Airlines successfully transported 500 disabled veterans and their supporters to the National Disabled Winter Sports Clinic.	United
news	NHS Scotland to fund 'game-changer' Prep Truvada HIV drug - BBC News	BBC
videos	not United Airlines related	United
worldnews	NHS Scotland to fund 'game-changer' Prep HIV Truvada drug - BBC News	BBC
AskReddit	What's your United Airlines horror story?	United
Jokes	Good Guy United Airlines	United
pics	CEO of United Airlines	United
Showerthoughts	I wonder how much of the newer Star Wars ship designs are constrained by, "Can we make a Lego set of this?"	Lego
todayilearned	TIL one of the planes that crashed into WTC on 9/11 was operated by United Airlines	United
todayilearned	TIL that back in December 2016 Delta Airlines also had a passenger dragged off an already boarded plane while unconscious.	Delta
AskReddit	In light of the whole United Airlines thing, are there any good airlines in America?	United
AskReddit	SeriousPeople who are in support of United Airlines, why?	United
Showerthoughts	So, flying United is literally a lottery on when and how actually getting to your destination?	United
worldnews	Video of United Airlines Passenger Getting Removed Creates Furor in China, Too	United
AskReddit	Do you remember where were you when you heard about United Airlines kicking the guy off the plane?	United
gifs	Another passenger has refused to give up their seat on a United flight	United
worldnews	Pockets of famine' already exist in Yemen, ITV News learns	ITV
AskReddit	Why does everybody hate United Airlines?	United
Jokes	Don't fight with a United Airlines employee...	United
Jokes	Have you seen that old Nick Cage movie about United Airlines?	United
Music	Sons of Maxwell - United Breaks Guitars Folk	United
photoshopbattles	PsBattle: CEO of United Airlines	United
Showerthoughts	: I will still use United Airlines if they have the cheapest flight on expedia	United
todayilearned	TIL Walk Off the Earth singer Sarah Blackwood was kicked off a United Airlines flight over her crying son	United
AskReddit	How can you hack in and delete a page off of an external website? Or stop it showing up on Google search? Is there anybody you can pay for this kind of service?	Google
AskReddit	What would have made the United situation worse?	United
Jokes	These United Airlines jokes need to stop...	United
Jokes	Whats the differance between Man United and the United man	United
funny	This Apple ad didn't age very well.	Apple
news	7200 gallon Mt. Dew syrup at Pepsi plant; concerns over cleanup and surrounding environment foam up while the DEQ doesn't inspect until a week later.	Pepsi
AskReddit	If the United Airlines passenger was already onboard the aircraft, why does the media and airline keep referring to their actions as "denied boarding"?	United
mildlyinteresting	This Pepsi can which was overfilled	Pepsi
Showerthoughts	If you're Pepsi, United Airlines just made your day.	United
AskReddit	How fucked is United airlines after the recent incident?	United
dataisbeautiful	Funding NASA - Total Dollar Amount vs Percentage of US Federal Budget 1988-2017.	Total
funny	Just another day at United Airlines.	United
Jokes	Why is Orange not the new Black?	Orange
Jokes	What does a hospital and United Airlines have in common?	United
Jokes	I tried to book cheap tickets on the United Airlines..	United
movies	Was the Lego Batman Movie a success?	Lego
Showerthoughts	I wonder if the Asian doctor dragged of of the United Airlines flight had been wearing leggings.	United
Showerthoughts	That United passenger's lawyer is going to make so much money.	United
videos	A United Airlines story about a father being separated from his child and United not wanting to give them a refund do to the overbooking.	United
worldnews	Many in China think that poor doctor was dragged from the United flight for being Chinese.	United
AskReddit	Reddit, what was your worst experience with United Airlines?	United
AskReddit	If you could speak directly to the chief executives of United Airlines today, what would you say?	United
AskReddit	serious What were some of your positive experiences with United Airline?	United
funny	New features in the United Airlines app!	United
funny	Seinfeld - The Car Reservation. Since United Airlines doesn't understand the purpose of buying a ticket.	United
Jokes	What did the United Airlines passenger say to the other United Airlines passenger?	United
Jokes	The United Airlines memes are getting out of hand! I think we got a bit..	United
Jokes	The doctor on the United Airlines flight could have avoided being beaten so easily.	United
Showerthoughts	I don't usually want to see a business go bankrupt, but for United Airlines I'll make an exception	United
todayilearned	TIL That United Once Broke A Man's Guitar, And Refused To Pay For It Until He Started Writing Songs About It	United
todayilearned	TIL that United Airlines overbooked a young Golden Retriever's connecting flight, while in their possession he was not given food or water, not allowed to relieve himself, and as a result he died.	United
videos	Overweight shark attempts to re-board plane after being forcibly removed from overbooked United flight	United
science	Science AMA Series: I’m Jessie Rosenberg, a Research Staff Member in the Silicon Photonics team at the IBM TJ Watson Research Center. I do research on CMOS-compatible silicon electro-optic modulation technology for use in inter- and intra-chip low power and high bandwidth optical interconnects. AMA!	IBM